x-rated
maybe not quite x-rated, but we’ll see how it turns out.
the title isn’t meant to be misleading or whimsical or random, like most of my other titles turn out, it is meant sort of as a warning.
this whole past week i have been suffering. last thursday is when it all began…i woke up and i really wanted a lollipop, and so i got one. or rather, fran got me two when she went to 7-11, and it was one of those super blow pops that are hugeongous and wonderful and super yummy delicious. and i freaking enjoi-ed it. and dr. paul says that i enjoy lollipos a little too much, but i think that if every girl enjoyed them as much as i do, the world might be a better place.
anyway.
that’s how it started. so i have been craving lollipops all week and that got me thinking about my mouth and about how much i love sucking on things and how it works out really well with my tongue ring most of the time, because it gives me something to do in my mouth all of the time. and then i realized that i lost my favorite tongue ring. it’s a barbell with a hoop and another little ball through it. i can twirl the hoop and ball with my tongue and it’s fun and it apparently feels really good during a blowjob…and well, it feels good for me during a blow job too cause it sorta massages the tongue.
so when i realized it was gone i was upset. i had gone to put it in and it was nowhere to be found. so sunday jon took me to a couple different places to fnd one, and i couldnt find one ANYWHERE!!!! so, frustrated and unfulfilled, i came home and ordered one monday night. i couldnt find the exact one, but i found one that has the same concept but two little hoops and balls…FUN!!! i also ordered a few other tongue rings, one called the jackhammer which has these spikey ball looking things except they arent spikey they are more massagey and they spin and i cant wait to test drive it with a dick in my mouth. i had it in before, and it feels cool on my tongue and the roof of my mouth.
and you know why all of this matters? i dont know, because im orally fixated. i used to suck my thumb, or have to have a lollipop, or suck on basically anything that was around that i could wiggle my tongue around. to the point where jon said to me once, “that’s one of the first things that we all noticed about you,” meaning him and the other boys. which i find mildly insulting, but i can also keenly remember when i met them when i was seventeen and an episode with a ring pop and a smirnoff ice bottle.
and i actively try to convert the girls i know that are wary about sucking dick, because i dont think enough girls out there are aware of the awesomeness that comes with that particular lollipop. because, you know what? maybe paul is right…maybe i do enjoy lollipops a little too much, but that’s just because it’s like a form of foreplay foreplay.
being able to suck a cock well, is a powerful thing. some women think it’s degrading or whatever, but i say they just must not be doing it right. becuase, when you are doing it right, you are in control. you can make his knees buckle, his eyes roll into his head, and have him under your complete control. he might have his hands in your hair and he might even be pushing your head and fucking your mouth a bit, but you are the one with the teeth and he knows that.
and seriously, the sounds that a guy makes, the knowledge that you are giving him such pleasure, it’s completely empowering. i dont know a guy who doesnt love getting his dick sucked, and i think girls should be using it to their advantage. like i said, it’s a powerful thing, and all it takes is practice with some lollipops for some good swirling twirling techniques, and a popsicle for some distance practice 
this is like a big blog post devoted to how i love to suck.
the other thing is…the penis is cool. it is so smooth and soft but all hard at the same time. it is simple and has that wonderful mushroom top that’s so juicy. that’s what i think whenever i see it, that it’s juicy and i wanna wrap my lips around it and see just how juicy it is.
and there’s always an ooey gooey center.
and that is another thing that i dont understand about some girls. there is a spit or swallow debate out there? why?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! all you have to do is think about it this way, it’s already in your mouth, all you have to do is swallow it? it doesnt taste bad, it doesnt taste like anything really! get over yourself, he doesnt have a choice about tasting it when he’s going down on you. take one for the team, the human race will thank you.
and i really think that if girls the world over were more willing to give their men the blowjobs that they deserve, the world would be a better place. i think guys would be able to relax so much more and get so much more done.
im not saying that a woman should be forced into doing it if she really doesnt want to, or course. i am not some coldhearted bitch. im only saying that some women need to open their minds a bit and open up that having a dick in your mouth is kind of a wonderful thing.
remember girls: you may be the one on your knees, but it’s him who’s in the submissive position.
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