i know about crazy and i know about crazy christians too
you might think that you know about crazy…but fyi…i have a lot more hands on experience than you do. i may be blonde, i may be young, and i may play dumb really well sometimes, but i know more than you do. it’s a fact, get over it.
i know about crazy, i deal with crazy, i am actively dealing with crazy.
super crazy paranoid freakazoid who may have sprinkled arsenic on those munchkins so you better watch it. every day it is a new word salad and everyday you entertain him and his crazy ideas and all you do is tell him to see is doctor and every day he isnt going to do it. because, THEY dont want him to see his doctor and he will be perfectly alright with not seeing his doctor right up until the day where he brings in a gun or a knife and kills us all. thankfully, therer are a lot of us, so maybe only one or two of us will have to die before the rest of us get keen to what’s going on and are able to barricade ourselves safely or take him down. personally, i wont be playing the hero and i already know where i will be barricaded.
i dont laugh about it. i dont want to joke about it. because it isnt funny. it just gets more and more serious everyday because, believe me, i know crazy.
he sits there and he stares and he wont leave because there is something or someone out there waiting for him, or because he is waiting for the waves in the air to be condusive to his aura slipping through. they are telling things to him and he is surveilling and he is sitting and waiting and watching.
sometimes the descent is slow, like it was for him. slow, but all of a sudden, because all of a sudden he went from being a little weird to being really creepy and really effing crazy.
and i dont want to be around him. the air around him is infected with crazy and it’s catching like a disease. not actually, but i like to be as far away from crazy as it is possible to be. that’s just my thing.
now lets talk about another type of crazy….
dear self righteous jesus addict,
i am pretty sure it is because of people like you that make everyone in the rest of the world hate america. You are the perfect example of american hypocrisy. once upon a time the pilgrims sailed on ships over to america to escape religious persecution from the king of england. so when they got to america a bunch of them effing died until the people who were already here came along and threw us a bone cause they’re peaceable like that. and then after we got the hang of things we decided we wanted to kill them and take them over and turn them into good christian folk and make them want to be able to sail away somewhere to escape the religious persecution of people who werent even there first.
america, as i understand, was basically founded because people were tired of being told what to do, and wanted to figure out how to do things their damn selves. and that includes how we practice religion, if we want to practice it at all. so…the christians ruined it all. and you know why? because they are christians and they are just about as delusional as the paranoid schizophrenic from earilier in this post. i mean, seriously, they say God talks to them and we call them normal, but if some other joe says that God talks to him we call him crazy. bit of a double standard methinks. but, anyway….my main problem with christians is that they just cant keep it to their damn selves. they feel the effing need to try and convert every single fucking person that they meet.
see above re: i thought we founded this country because we wanted to be able to do things that we want to do, like choose how we practice religion. but christians feel that it is in their duty to make sure that everyone around them is a christian and they take it to the absolute extreme and gay people are going to hell, and premarital sex havers (hello 90 percent of the american population) are going to hell, and that if you tell a lie you are lying to God and stealing the truth from another person and, hey guess what, you are going to hell.
pamphlets…i sweat to effing jesi c that he gives me PAMPHLETS!!!! and they are scary and filled with cartoons who are able to warp the minds of children and ignorant people the world over because christians are the most intolerant people that exist in the world. because, not only are you going to hell if you arent christian, they feel the need to make your life a living hell by every single second of every single day telling you how much you suck and how very much you are going to burn in hell for all eternity, and how everything that you think is wrong, and that evolution is a big scam that the muslims invented or something like that.
because it’s much more likely that the entire nation of the world was propegated by a dude that was blinked into existence and the chick made from one of his ribs, which is really kind of sick, twisted, asexual, incest when you think about it.
another reason i hate christians…my mother. i will put this quote out there and let you interpret it as you will, “i’m not worried about it because i have already accepted victory in jesus.”
now…my interpretation and response:
interpretation: blah blah blah…im kind of delusional…blah blah blah
response: “you really need to stop it with the jesus bullshit and wake up and deal with reality like the rest of us.”
because…you know what…have God tell me why he’s killing my father, or why my sister is an effing crackhead, or why its so goddamn fucking hard for me to get through the day, or why my brother got diabetes, or why my uterus is lined with growths and my ovaries are fucked up, or why the neighbor is a sick fuck who put video cameras in a teenagers bathroom, or anything.
tell me why you think there is such an imossible coexistence of free will and of omniscience and omnipotence, because i would love for someone to tell me how that can rationally happen.
i know about crazy. i know about the mass delusion called religion. to me, they’re all paranoid schizophrenics and need to be put on some serious medication.
i still cant believe that my father believes in God. at least he isnt effing crazy over it.
i dont know…im ranting
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